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How does it work?
Instead of buying a piece of my juicy ass, you buy pixels for 2 cents each. You can put whatever image you want in that space, and your image will be a link to a website, audio, video, whatever you want baby.
Why are you doing this?
I've been a ho for 6 years and it's time to give up hoin and get my life goin'. My tricks are always stealing from me, my pimp is always slapping me around and taking whatever money I have left, and I'm sick of being on Maury Povich.
Why should I buy your pixels?
Because it's a lot safer than buying my ass for an hour, and you'll be helping a ho come clean. I need to give up this dirty business, get my kids out of this horrible life, and start over.
I don't have much money. Can I buy just one pixel?
You can buy up every damn pixel if you feel like it, but you can't buy only 1 pixel because it's too small to see and click. So the minimum purchase is 100 pixels (10x10 square), and each pixel costs 2 cents.
Where did you learn how to make a website, or even get online?
My son Jermizzle is a computer nerd. Everyone on my block makes fun of him, but who's laughing now bitches!
Isn't Ho spelled Hoe?
I never even made it passed 5th grade, you really think I know how to spell ho sucka?
Aren't you worried that your pimp will find out and rough you up?
YES. Hurry and buy some pixels before he finds out!
Was this site created by the same person as The Million Dollar Home Page?
The Million Dollar Ho Page is not affiliated in any way with Alex Tew's Million Dollar Home Page. You have to admit, it's pretty damn funny.
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