| |
| |
|
|
| |
BLOG |
|
| |
|
|
| |
October 29th, 2005
Where's My Mama?
Hey Ya'll, this is Jermizzle. Has anyone seen my Mama? She's been gone over a week, and I'm starting to think she might have taken the money she's made with the Ho Page and bought a plane train bus subway ticket somewhere far away to get away from her pimp. There's just 2 things that don't make sense though. She couldn't have gone very far on the subway, and why the hell didn't she take the mizzle with her?
Posted @ 2:23am
October 21st, 2005
Kiss My Grits
Don Cornelius ain't got nuthin on the pixel train baby! 12,200 pixels sold, and more than 3,000 visits yesterday. Today there will be closer to 5,000 visits, and I've already got more pixels to put up. I can't wait to tell my pimp to kiss my big black ass.
Posted @ 5:38pm
October 20th, 2005
Want It That Way
If ya'll are in the mood for something really funny, check out these 2 Chinese students singing I Want It That Way.
Click Here to Watch Some Funny Ass Shizz
Posted @ 10:41am
October 19th, 2005
Dollas
I sold my first pixels today, 2,000 of them! Best damn $40 I ever made. Well, actually I made about $130 today, but I'm not even gonna talk about what I did for the other $90. Keep it comin ya'll.
Posted @ 3:45pm
October 18th, 2005
Fan Mail
A po ass reader writes:
"Yo bey-atch ... why's you chargin' so much fo' a damn pixel? Sh*t -- you's a ho! Drop yo' prices as fast as you drop yo' pants and you might make some mo' money. You's just a two cent ho -- so make yo' price two cent."
When I was in high school, these 2 bustas asked me to go back to the house with them. They said if I helped them with their homework they would help me with some ho work. I was strapped fo' cash and I wasn't about to go work at Mickey D's just to pay for my hair and nails every 4 days, so I went with them and the rest is hostory.
My girl Tamra told me to ignore those fools but I didn't listen. I ain't makin the same mistake again. Starting today, pixels are 2 cents each. The only thing cheaper than that is my uncle Willy. He's so cheap he won't even pay attention.
Posted @ 10:24am
October 7th, 2005
Jermizzle Hooks Up The Blog
My baby finally got my blog going, so now I can keep you all updated here. I haven't sold any pixels yet, but I published a pro-boho ad so the pixel page is out the gate! This site has gotten over 2,000 visits since launching 3 days ago, and most people still don't know it exists. So spread the word, while I get back to spreadin my ...
Site Stats:
1,146 Unique Visitors
2,263 Total Page Views
Posted @ 4:02pm
October 4th, 2005
(Originally posted on home page)
The most unique visitors I've ever had in one day in my line of work was 12 so today is a new record for me. Lots of people cruised by to check out the goods but nobody wanted a piece of the chocolate cake. What is it? Be honest, do I look fat? You know I can't stay away from them damn Ho Ho's. That was a little Hojokin, NJ.
I'm trying to keep my fingers crossed for tomorrow but my long ass polka dot nails keep getting in my way. Jermizzle's setting me up with one of those blogs so I don't have to tag up these pixels anymore but since you all aren't filling em up anyway ... you know what I'm saying.
Break time is over so I'm out but I'll try to be back with another update tomorrow. Cya.
1st Day Stats:
354 Unique Visitors
868 Total Page Views
Posted @ 12:31am
|
|
|
|
